BA Baracus Player Roster
Bill Ahern
a.k.a. Uncle Cock Block
Positions: Wing
Club Positions: Club Medicine man/Trainer, Designated Driver
Real Job: : Secret Agent...one of those government employers that use several letters in the Alphabet for a name; If I tell ya, I gotta kill ya
Baracus Since: 2006
Years Playing Rugby: Since before most of you wankers were ever born
Current Residence: San Carlos, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: San Francisco State, Browns RFC, St. Mary's, Castaways, Marin Ol'boys
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Baracus is my favorite team in the new millenniumÉ.but the Browns and the Castaways had just as many Heathens, Cut-throats, Hooligans, Perverts, and assorted Degenerates.
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Playing on the B-side against Santa Rosa (my coming out of retirement game)
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Earning my nick-name. Ain't that right Chunk?
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Tear'in my hamstring against Teddington.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Surfing (yep, Maverick on a small day), cycling, getting laid!!!!
Favorite Baracus Quote: miseror stultum!
Gavin Ahern
a.k.a. Jerry (curl) Gayhern
Positions: Prop, Hooker
Club Positions: Original Ahern
Real Job: Student/ Lens Crafter Glasses Model / Stuntman/ Intellectual/ Film Critic/ Purveyor of Fine Hats
Baracus Since: 2006
Years Playing Rugby: 1
Current Residence: Foster City
Hometown: Foster City
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Ireland
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: When I got to hit people
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Being Privy to our Epic Drink-ups!!
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Dancing with my shirt off with the Teddington Rugby Club, both men's and women's, in a Mexican gay bar
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Rabblerousing, Tomfoolery, General Mischief, Hanging out with riffraff, posing as a Police Officer, and fighting wild animals for sport and money.
Favorite Baracus Quote: "What do you hate about Baracus? Nothing" and "The American dream is poker, mix tapes, and American Idol".
Mike Ahern
a.k.a. Chunk
Positions: Center
Club Positions: Biggest Head
Real Job: Park Ranger
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 1
Current Residence: San Mateo, CA
Hometown: San Mateo, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Ireland
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Helping Uncle Cock Block get his nickname
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Beer Pong, Drinking
Favorite Baracus Quote: DFM
Ryan Ahern
a.k.a. Cork, Hasselcork etc.
Positions: Winger/Back
Club Positions: The Rookies
Real Job: Door Guy
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: Virgin!
Current Residence: San Francisco
Hometown: The Better City By the Bay
Past Rugby Clubs: N/A
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Ireland (all Ahern answer!)
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Haven't achieved one yet
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: THE BARS!!!
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: The cherry-popping concussion
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Eating, sleeping, riding , drinking, making money and just being a goofball.
Favorite Baracus Quote: Awwwwww, does your pussy hurt?
William B. Battista
a.k.a. Billie B
Positions: Front Row
Club Positions: Sole Republican VIVA BUSH!
Real Job: Motorcycle Officer
Baracus Since: 2002
Years Playing Rugby: On and off 22 years. Since 1985.
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
Past Rugby Clubs: Xavier NY HS, Seton Hall Univ., Met NY Collegiate Select Side, Rockaway NY RFC, Old Maroon & Essex Shepherds RFC, North Jersey RFC, Golden Isles GA Hammerheads RFC.
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Old Maroon & Essex Shepherds RFC
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Scoring first try for club in B-side match. Any win.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Sleeping in a hostel with a Frenchman and watching PG fuck up pancakes.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Anything pot-head related.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Shooting, profiling, eradicating marijuana.
Favorite Baracus Quote: Anything Kevin McCaffrey says. "We own theese peetch" w/ French accent-Stephan
Egan Brown
a.k.a. ?
Positions: Injured water guy...Sometimes official Headbussa
Club Positions:
Real Job: desk-monkey at Kaiser
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 1 month, 2 weeks, and a few days
Current Residence: Oakland... Schmokin'
Hometown: Oakland... Schmokin'
Past Rugby Clubs: nope
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Club Mallard...fa sho
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Telling myself I would make the tackle when AG was on the ten meter line and making the tackle.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Rampant bromosexuality at Medici Lounge
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: AG guy getting his dome split by Sam and the streams of blood pouring out
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Poker
Favorite Baracus Quote: "Hey coach, I think I may have ruptured my spleen..."
"Life's uncomfortable ...(muttered: fucking pussy..)" -Coach
Dave Bryan
Positions: Scrum-Half
Club Positions:
Real Job: Real Estate Mogul
Baracus Since: forever, just not in a straight line
Years Playing Rugby: hella
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: San Mateo, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Olympic Club
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: House flipping
Favorite Baracus Quote:
Dan Buscaglia
a.k.a. Barney Rubble, Worlds Greatest
Positions: Scrum-Half
Club Positions: Salt Shaker
Real Job: Software Engineer
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: like forever
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Davis, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Davis High School, Cal Poly SLO
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Bam Bam's
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: We'll leave this blank for now
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Telling coach I was the best player of all time at the fundraiser
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Telling coach I was the best player of all time at the fundraiser
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: who has time for anything besides rugby and work?
Favorite Baracus Quote: none yet
Rishi Chandiok
a.k.a. Tons o Fun, Huggybear
Positions: Prop, Lock
Club Positions: Post Match Hype Man, Drinking Propogandist
Real Job: Environmental Lawyer in Training
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 10, since age 14
Current Residence: Hayes Valley Massive, San Francisco, CA
Hometown: BARACUSTAN
Past Rugby Clubs: San Jose Seahawks RFC, USC Trojan Rugby, Singapore American School Rugby, New Delhi RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Ospreys
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Beating EPA as one solid Baracus team
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Listening to Kier explain how good he used to be... this felt much much longer than a moment though
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Reading the play and tracking down EPA's wing across the field, and then getting bitched out by a stiff arm
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Is there anything else? uhhh, painting my Virgin Mary figurines?
Favorite Baracus Quote: Shut the Fuck up Keir! - Said repeatedly by PG and Gramps
James Church
a.k.a. Church
Positions: Bottom of the ruck, Flanker, Back
Club Positions: Deputy Dickwad
Real Job: Technical Sales
Baracus Since: September 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: Pac Heights, San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Gaitherburg, MD
Past Rugby Clubs: San Jose Seahawks, Santa Clara Marauders, MIT Beavers
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: NA
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: NA
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: NA
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: NA
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Hunting Poon
Favorite Baracus Quote:
Michael Darwal
a.k.a. Buckeye
Positions: Wing, Flanker
Club Positions: Recruitment Chair
Real Job: SEC Reporting Specialist (Accountant)
Baracus Since: 2006
Years Playing Rugby: 1
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Marcus DeJong
a.k.a. DJMJDJ, DJ Mark Van Brabant
Positions: Angry Forward, Crashing Centre
Club Positions: House DJ
Real Job: DJ
Baracus Since: long ago
Years Playing Rugby: Hella
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Amsterdam, The Netherlands
Past Rugby Clubs: Some crazy euro shit
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:
Favorite Baracus Quote:Fuck You
Steve Drapeau
a.k.a. ?
Positions: Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job: Salesman
Baracus Since: Rookie
Years Playing Rugby: First Year
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Scoring my first try against the Gaels
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Kuhns playing footsie with me in Chico
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Fishing
Favorite Baracus Quote:
Sterling Eyler
a.k.a. Lumberjack #2
Positions: Prop, Lock
Club Positions:
Real Job: Shiftless Layabout
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 3
Current Residence: Livermore, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Tri-Valley Vikings RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Stanislaus Harlots
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Watching Tom-O truck the wing vs. Santa Rosa.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget:
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: All I do is play rugby.
Favorite Baracus Quote: "No one gets laid with paint on their fingers."
Maximus Finger
a.k.a. Max, Fingerbang
Positions: Prop, Hooker
Club Positions:
Real Job: Box Jockey
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: a few
Current Residence: Oakland, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos RFC, Santa Rosa JC RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Receiving Forehead Vagina
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Adrian Galvan
a.k.a. The Natural
Positions: Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job: Suit
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 0
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Santa Maria, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: N/A
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: N/A
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Yet to be determined
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: First Baracus party, Medici Lounge
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Hamstrings
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Drinking
Favorite Baracus Quote: "Play rugby you fucking midgets!" - Coach vs. AG
Patrick Gardner
a.k.a. PG, Penis Guts, PG&E, Gardner
Positions: Flanker, Prop, Scrumhalf and Full Back
Club Positions: Director of Bay Area Rugby and Sponsorship; Match Secretary Emeritus
Real Job: Real Estate Agent / Team Builder Extrondiaire
Baracus Since: There was Baracus
Years Playing Rugby: More Than Most Americans (16 years)
Current Residence: Your Mom's House
Hometown: Davis, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Davis High School Wankers, Sacramento High School All-stars, Santa Rosa Men's Club
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Fiji, South Africa or All Blacks (Munster no Doubt)
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Pulling out Tongan Hair and giving to the Club President on the sidelines while beating West Sac.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: September 1, 2007
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Calling Mark in front of the 22 and then trying to fight the guy who tackled me.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Being able to beat any Baracus Player at any other Sport besides Rugby (FIFA Soccer 1993)
Favorite Baracus Quote: I love it when a plan comes together (Original version of Baracus Theme Song "Ask me about it!")
Royal Gentry
a.k.a. Casino, Con Queso
Positions: Lock, Flanker, #8, Centre
Club Positions:
Real Job: Grease Monkey
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: a few
Current Residence: Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Andrew Gray
a.k.a. Hurricane
Positions: Flanker
Club Positions: Worst Officer Ever
Real Job: MILF Hunter
Baracus Since: 2005
Years Playing Rugby: since the womb
Current Residence: Brisbane, Australia
Hometown: Brisbane, Australia
Past Rugby Clubs: Sheep Porkers RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Wallabies
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: All of them
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: All of them
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: something involving Muffintop and/or Flossy The Sheep
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Muffintop
Favorite Baracus Quote: "You have to slay a few dragons to get to the princess."
Rob Greenip
a.k.a. The Comet
Positions: Wing, Fullback, some moonlighting at Fly Half and the centers. My real talent lies in the front row, but I don't want to steal anyone's thunder.
Club Positions: Cameo appearances
Real Job: Product Manager (software)
Baracus Since: January 2005
Years Playing Rugby: 10 pre-Baracus (11.1 post)
Current Residence: Oaktown
Hometown: Crofton, MD
Past Rugby Clubs: Boston College RFC, Second City Troop (Bryn Mawr, PA), Anderson RFC (UCLA)
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: My former teams, Scotland and USA
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Surviving 500lb Tongans
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: PDA dressed up as Pooh in Tucson
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Isn't that what the booze is for?
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: All sorts of shit
Favorite Baracus Quote: I'll be out to training soon
Brett Hart
a.k.a. The Hitman
Positions: Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job: HTML Doofus
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby:0
Current Residence:San Francisco, CA
Hometown:
Past Rugby Clubs: N/A
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Doing the Sharpshooter, Spike-Piledriver
Favorite Baracus Quote: "I'm the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be."
PJ Hudec
a.k.a. The adopted Ahern
Positions: Wing
Club Positions: Ahern Herder
Real Job: Private School Counselor
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 1
Current Residence: Foster City, CA
Hometown: Foster City, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: All Blacks
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Getting caught from behind 10 meters from a try, first game ever.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Drinking with the boys
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: None, I've only played one game and it was awesome.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Whoopin that ass on the golf course.
Favorite Baracus Quote: Where's pj and the Aherns?
Matt Hunter
a.k.a. Hunter
Positions: #8, Centre
Club Positions:
Real Job: Indigent
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: some
Current Residence: Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Scott Hutchison
a.k.a. Hutty
Positions: Utility Forward
Club Positions: Key Grip
Real Job: Policy Analyst
Baracus Since: The womb, I just didn't know it until 2004
Years Playing Rugby: 15
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Massena, NY
Past Rugby Clubs: Old Gaels (now Diablo Gaels), Rugby Club des Mont Rouennais, Saint Lawrence University Dead Cats
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Dead Cat Rugby!
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Nutting up against the Army of Ken Dolls in Seattle my first year
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Bringing social rugby back at the piss up post-Fresno game in GG park. Complete with Totally Weird Wrestling.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Bouncing off Comstock the younger v. Fresno a couple years back
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Hockey, Karate, Contemplating my belly button lint
Favorite Baracus Quote: Stay with your breath
Andy James
a.k.a. the english guy
Positions: Lock, Flanker
Club Positions: Member of Parliament
Real Job: Barrister/Solicitor
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 21
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Jolly Old England
Past Rugby Clubs: Old Bristolians RFC, Clifton RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Old Bristolians
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Doing yoga for the warm up against Golden Gate
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Watching Dr trying to down a pitcher of beer after the Santa Cruz game and managing only about 2 sips
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Giving away a penalty every time I went near the ball v Sacramento
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: trying to understand American "English"
Favorite Baracus Quote: anything that follows the question "So why is he called Rugburn / Vulnerable Lesbian?"
Gerald Johnson III
a.k.a Jeremy, Rugburn, Nipples, Cheesedick
Positions: Lock
Club Positions: Comic Relief
Real Job: Account Manager
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 5
Current Residence: somewhere on the Peninsula
Hometown: somewhere on the Peninsula
Past Rugby Clubs: Reed College RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Maul in try vs Rosa
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: The rugburning, of course
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: getting Hutty a broken rib so I could take a boo-boo break vs Sacto
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Trying to convert vulnerable lesbians
Favorite Baracus Quote: Squeeze my nipples
Chris Kaegi
a.k.a. The Gooch
Positions: Forward (except hooker)
Club Positions: Supposedly Social Chair
Real Job: Educational Consultant
Baracus Since: 2001
Years Playing Rugby: 9
Current Residence: Panhandle, San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Chicago, IL
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst College RFC, Kellogg RFC
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Coming back against Naples in 2002 playoffs. I scored my first Baracus try as well.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Deciding not to name our team "The Bay Area Jokers"
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: When Big John Retired (Tie 2003,2005,2007)
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Tivo, Travel, Partying
Favorite Baracus Quote: "You know what makes Samoans so big? Mayonnaise!"
Sam Kang
a.k.a.
Positions: Scrum Half
Club Positions: n/a
Real Job: Sales
Baracus Since: Officially 2009...occasionally since 2001
Years Playing Rugby: 8
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: San Jose, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: O Club, San Jose Seahawks, USF RUGBY
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: USF RUGBY
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Rishi putting a dumbie on the Fresno Full Back in the 2nds match...instant classic!
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Medici Lounge for sure
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: AG #12's head - I'm sure he'd like to forget as well
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Eating
Favorite Baracus Quote: "Hey Sam, nice slick new track suit!...uh, wait...that's not Sam" (upon Rod showing up to his first training)
Matt Keck
a.k.a. The Mayor
Positions: Flyhalf, Center, Full Back
Club Positions: The Sane One
Real Job: Psychotherapist
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 10
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Atherton, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Penninsula Green U-19, Boston College, Mission RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: When I jacked up the opposition fullback's shoulder with my nose
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Being a Dad
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Losing the last game of the 2007 season
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Kicking it with my family, running, music
Favorite Baracus Quote: DFM
Sam Koneffklatt
a.k.a. Square Sam
Positions: Prop, Hooker
Club Positions: Teen Fanbase Coordinator
Real Job: Butcher
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkley Rhinos
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Argentina
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: My late hit against Sac
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Too drunk to remember
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: There is none
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Thinking about Baracus
Favorite Baracus Quote: DFM
John Kuhns
a.k.a. The One Handed Bandit, Cap'n Hook
Positions: Flanker, Hooker
Club Positions: Making Doctor look good, Faux-hawk
Real Job: Archeologist
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 9
Current Residence: Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos RFC, UC Berkeley Golden Bears
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Argentina Pumas, Munster
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Getting back on the pitch after getting my head split open vs. EPA 2008, and winning.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Getting my fill of man-hugs at Medici Lounge.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Knocking myself out in the first 7 minutes vs. Marin 2009, and asking Hutty "what happened, was I out?" 9 times.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Rugby Theory 101 with. Professor K. Paasch,
Favorite Baracus Quote: "DFM", "I love it when a plan comes together!", "Rishi, I love your sweater."
Nick LaRosa
Positions: Lock
Club Positions:
Real Job: Electrician
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: .25
Current Residence: San Bruno, CA
Hometown: South San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: none
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Club Sandwich
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Stuffing tampon up my bleeding nose
against Marin
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Stuffing tampon up my bleeding nose
against Marin
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:
Favorite Baracus Quote: Probably one of Coach's insults
Georges leFrenchie
Positions: Flanker
Club Positions:
Real Job: Goodwill Ambassador
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: beaucoup
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Marseilles, France
Past Rugby Clubs: Marseilles
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: France
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
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Favorite Baracus Quote: Merde!
Olivier leFrenchie
Positions: Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job: Wine and Cheese Diplomat
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: beaucoup
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Marseilles, France
Past Rugby Clubs: Marseilles
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: France
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Getting clock-cleaned
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Loafing in cafes
Favorite Baracus Quote: Merde!
Simon Lépine
Positions: Flanker
Club Positions: French Kiss Ambassador
Real Job: Party Crasher
Baracus Since: 2009
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Douvaine, France
Past Rugby Clubs: Lausanne Université Club Rugby (LUC Rugby)
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: LUC Rugby
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
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Dane Lutes-Koths
a.k.a. Who?
Positions: Centre
Club Positions:
Real Job:Indigent
Baracus Since: a long time ago
Years Playing Rugby: lots
Current Residence: MIA
Hometown: Berkeley, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos, UCSB RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Hiding
Favorite Baracus Quote:
Matt Lynch
a.k.a. L-Mob
Positions: Lock, Flanker
Club Positions: Social Chair?
Real Job: Desk Jockey
Baracus Since: 2005
Years Playing Rugby: plenty
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Golden Gate U21, USF RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Ireland
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:
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Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Mocking liberals
Favorite Baracus Quote: (anything in Walken voice)
Jesse Mallory
a.k.a. Juice
Positions: 8 Man
Club Positions: n/a
Real Job: Carpenter
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: La Grande, OR
Past Rugby Clubs: Oregon State Rugby, Legends (OSU Alumni Tourney Side)
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Beavers
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Knocking that stupid beanie off the head of one of the Gaels backs while driving him to the ground, just moments after I caught him throwing punches from the side of a ruck.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Watching the dudes play their guts out vs. Fresno
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Being the drunk guy that had to leave the party early
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Beer and Baseball
Favorite Baracus Quote: "We're going to need 15 psychotic lunatics on that field today."-Coach
Darren McCaffery
a.k.a. D
Positions:6 and up
Club Positions:co-founder
Real Job:Topiary Artist
Baracus Since: The Beginning
Years Playing Rugby:many many
Current Residence:Berkeley, CA
Hometown:Davis, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Baracus Quote:DFM
Kevin McCaffery
a.k.a. Gramps
Positions: #8
Club Positions: Anchor Man
Real Job: Business Owner
Baracus Since: The Beginning
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: The Compound, Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Davis, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: None
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Munster
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Floris Iking breaking my nose during the pre-game warm up, season one, second game vs. Aptos
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Getting stitched up on the sidelines
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Someone's in the bathroom with Thom-o....someone's in the bathroom I know-oh-oh-oh.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: River Trips with Brothers Baracus
Favorite Baracus Quote: What's the one thing you don't love about Baracus? Nothing.
Kyle McFarlin
a.k.a. Shaggy
Positions: Winger and all around hooligan
Club Positions:
Real Job: Electrician/student
Baracus Since: 2009/2010
Years Playing Rugby: 2
Current Residence: Fremont, CA
Hometown: Windsor, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Windsor TNT
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Edinburgh Rugby Club, Scotland
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Um zoinks yah know every moment on the pitch is a Baracus moment.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Chillin at Danny Coyle's drinkin' a cold one with the boys after training.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: I'm sure I don't remember what I'd like to forget...
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:
Favorite Baracus Quote: THERE YOU GO!
Matt McManus
a.k.a. Irish Matt, Hooker Matt, Little Matt
Positions: Hooker, Wing, Fullback
Club Positions: Utility Guy
Real Job: Chemist
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby:lots
Current Residence:San Francisco, CA
Hometown:Guam
Past Rugby Clubs: UCSD RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget:anything involving head or neck injuries
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:Being mysterious, Not talking
Favorite Baracus Quote:...
Steve Miller
a.k.a. Porno, The Pompatoose of Baracus, Maurice
Positions: Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job:Protector of Pikanik Baskets
Baracus Since:2008
Years Playing Rugby:1
Current Residence:San Mateo, CA
Hometown:San Mateo, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: N/A
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: 100 metre try vs EPA
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Getting trapped in cougar den
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Spastic vertical pass
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Pretending to be an Ahern
Favorite Baracus Quote: Woohoo!
Dave Murphy
a.k.a. Murph Dizzle
Positions: Tight 5 or the Best Wing Ever
Club Positions: Vice President and Leader of The Shadow Government
Real Job: Salesman
Baracus Since: 2005
Years Playing Rugby: 8
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Danville, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: UCSB RFC, Santa Barbara Grunions RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Auckland Blues
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Wrecking Fools
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Any time in Chico, being over-dressed in Tucson and kicking Doc's ass out of my apartment
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Tying Rosa in the rain in '06
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Being a snobby San Franciscan
Favorite Baracus Quote: "You have to slay a few dragons before you find the princess" - Hurricane on Women
David Neale
a.k.a. Doctor
Positions: Flanker, Hooker, Wing when asked nicely
Club Positions: Head Delegator
Real Job: Teacher of The Youth
Baracus Since: The Horse Ring
Years Playing Rugby: 12
Current Residence: Alamo Square, San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Scarsdale, NY
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst College RFC; NYAC RFC, NY, NY; Derby RFC, Derby UK; Zinacantli RFC, Oaxaca, Mexico; Providence RFC, Providence, RI
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: New York Yankees. If they played rugby.
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Playing all 80 minutes of every first team game in the 2007 season
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: The RV trip to Tempe. Cowboy Up!
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Anything that happens at The Compound after 2 AM.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Yoga, reading the NY Times, subverting industrial capitalism, cocktail hour
Favorite Baracus Quote: Why you gotta bring up old shit?
James O'Donnell
a.k.a. Jimmy the Cone
Positions: Fullback
Club Positions: Former Coach
Real Job: Research
Baracus Since: 2004
Years Playing Rugby: Too many
Current Residence: The Compound, Berkeley, CA
Hometown: Ennis, Ireland
Past Rugby Clubs: Ennis RFC, Richmond RFC, University College Cork, Dolphin RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Munster
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: 54 Meter Drop Goal V West Sacramento
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: The 2004 Annual Banquet
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Haggis 2005
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:
Favorite Baracus Quote: After victory against Golden Gate "The best thing about today’s score line was just like when Kevin McCaffrey wakes up on a Sunday Morning, No Score"
Keir Paasch
a.k.a. Skeez
Positions: Front Row and dreamin' of #9
9
Club Positions: 3rd Worst Officer
Real Job: EMT
Baracus Since: 2002
Years Playing Rugby: 11
Current Residence: Richmond, CA
Hometown: Richmond, Ca and No, I don't live with my mom and dad (I live down the street)
Past Rugby Clubs: Berkeley Rhinos, UC Berkeley
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Berkeley Rhinos
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Definitely none of the tries that I've knocked on. So I guess that only leaves me with every other waking moment that comes in between the whistles.
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: This is easy! The biggest hit of my Baracus Career happened to come after the game in San Luis Obispo when I put the bouncer at some bar through the front door and on his back. Then happened to get away scot-free.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: I already have
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Being Outdoors
Favorite Baracus Quote: DFM (Doesn't Fucking Matter) because you can only change what is going to happen next
Perry Pickert
a.k.a. Paris, Whiskey Pickert
Positions: Wing
Club Positions: President Emeritus
Real Job: Film maker
Baracus Since: The day I was born
Years Playing Rugby: 9
Current Residence: The Mission, San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Washington, DC
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst College RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Baracus
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field:Coming back against Reno in the snow our first year
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Drinking whiskey with Art, D and Doc and deciding to start the club.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Playoffs '06. Gave up two tries.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Making Art look foolish
Favorite Baracus Quote: We own this pitch
Arthur Potter
a.k.a. Art
Positions: Prop, Lock
Club Positions: Purse-Holder
Real Job: Solicitor General of the Federated States of Micronesia
Baracus Since: The Beginning
Years Playing Rugby: tons
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst College RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
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Favorite Baracus Quote: Pay your dues
Brandon Rochon
a.k.a. Sideshow
Positions: Lock, Lanky Unskilled Prop when nobody else will do it
Club Positions: Director of Procastination
Real Job: Computer Monkey
Baracus Since: 2005
Years Playing Rugby: 7
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: El Cerrito, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: UC Santa Cruz RFC, Olde/Diablo Gaels RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: UC Santa Cruz Alumni Squad
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: That time I didn't knock the ball on
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Bay to Breakers
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: All those times I did knock
the ball on and got us those penalties and didn't tackle those guys.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: binge drinking,
staring at walls, rebooting computers
Favorite Baracus Quote: Muffintop!
Logan Saltsman
a.k.a. Lumberjack #1
Positions: Prop,Lock
Club Positions:
Real Job: Barista/Man About Town
Baracus Since: 2007, then again in 2009
Years Playing Rugby: 5
Current Residence: Livermore, CA
Hometown: San Francisco, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: Rocky Gorge RFC, Diablo Gaels RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Stanislaus Harlots
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Still waiting for it
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Sparks after EPA B-Side
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: 2007 Post Season Party
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Working on BMWs
Favorite Baracus Quote: Why you gotta bring up old shit?
Greg Skaug
a.k.a. Wifey
Positions: Flanker, Center, Wing
Club Positions:
Real Job: Paramedic
Baracus Since: 2005
Years Playing Rugby: 6
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Sacramento, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: USF
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus:
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Last second kick to myself for the game winning try against Santa Barbara
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: I wouldn't know. I already forgot them.
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Thinking about Baracus
Favorite Baracus Quote: DFM
Mike Spencer
a.k.a. PI Mike
Positions: Wing Emeritus
Club Positions: Coach
Real Job: Owner Manager of Spencer Investigations, www.spencerpi.com
Baracus Since: 2002
Years Playing Rugby: 17 or 18
Current Residence: God's Country aka Oakland, CA
Hometown: Wilton, Conn
Past Rugby Clubs: Franklin and Marshall (PA) College; Sarasota and Tampa rugby clubs in Florida; Olde Gaels in Walnut Creek
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Wallabies
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Taking a broken rib to dish to Bailey Williams for the score
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field: Keir tackling the doorman in S.L.O.
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Opening playoff game in Modesto
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime: Golf, writing for novometro.com, betting college football, hanging out with my wife Grace, our friends and dog.
Favorite Baracus Quote: Chop Your Nuts
Ryan Stewart
a.k.a. Stewy
Positions: Scrum-half, Centre
Club Positions: Head of Stanford Recruiting
Real Job: Teacher of Teachers
Baracus Since: 2008
Years Playing Rugby: at least 5
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Arlington, TX
Past Rugby Clubs: Stanford RFC
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Dan Taylor
a.k.a. DT, Brokeback
Positions: Centre
Club Positions:
Real Job: Public Defender
Baracus Since: awhile
Years Playing Rugby: a lot
Current Residence: Alameda, CA
Hometown: Kensington, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: UCSB RFC
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Favorite Baracus Quote: I can't quit you
Michele Torrano
Positions: Flanker, Centre
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Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
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Past Rugby Clubs: USF RFC
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Michael Wales
a.k.a. Scrummy Mike, Santa Cruz Mike
Positions: Scrumhalf, Centre, Wing, Fullback
Club Positions:
Real Job: Chemist/Student/Roadie
Baracus Since: 2007
Years Playing Rugby: 8
Current Residence: San Francisco, CA
Hometown: Sacramento, CA
Past Rugby Clubs: UC Santa Cruz RFC, Berkeley RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: UCSC Alumni RFC
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Bailey Williams
a.k.a. Mr. Williams
Positions: Backline
Club Positions: Match Secretary
Real Job: Business
Baracus Since: 2003
Years Playing Rugby: Not Many
Current Residence: Oakland, CA
Hometown: Washington, DC
Past Rugby Clubs: Amherst College RFC
Favorite Club Not Named Baracus: Berkeley Rhinos
Greatest Baracus Moment On The Field: Losing to Red Mountain by 1 point (Pacific Coast Playoffs 2004)
Greatest Baracus Moment Off The Field:
Baracus Moment You'd Like To Forget: Losing to Red Mountain by 1 point (Pacific Coast Playoffs 2004)
Favorite Non-Baracus Pastime:
Favorite Baracus Quote: Murph's too useful to be president
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